The Subcontinent Railway Station Sex Club by Aussie Greg Legacy
Chp 8 Mai's Arousal
This can be read and enjoyed as a stand-alone story, but deeper character depth and the effects of the plots, twists and turns of the Subcontinent Railway Sex Club will be found by reading the Indian Sex Club Story series.
With the builders working builders time the renovations of the
clubrooms for the Subcontinent Railway Sex Club at Northcote
(see Chp. 02 in this series) had fallen way behind their
promised finishing date. This meant this was little I could do
with the fourteen Indian women that were its founding members.
So I concentrated on Mai and her sexfights with Ruth.
Ten years before Mai had been ranked 28 in the World Asian
Sexfighting Championship and the 2009 finals had blown away
World number 3 and prior year runner up, the 44 year veteran Fu
Hai Shoon from Singapore, and the world 2 and last year's
semifinalist Nha Trung, the young 22 year old Vietnamese
prodigy, on her way to a contested decision semifinal loss. She
was the next Big Thing. But one year later she was being
regularly beaten by nobodies back in the local Melbourne scene.
She had been a shooting star: bright but short-lived. Some said
she had early menopause, others it was her husband's desire for
18 and 21-year-old Massage parlour girls, while others blamed it
on the drugs, which they said hyped her up in 2009 or that it
was her twin who fought in 2009 not her. The list of reasons
went on but after a few months, she was yesterday's news and
forgotten.
The morning after Mai defeated Ruth in their first sexfight with
a clinical demolition of the 50-year-old Anglo Indian, followed
by her frenzied victory rites (see Chp. 06 in this series) I
walked into my new Springvale branch. I wanted to congratulate
Mai on her first victory in her comeback to sexfighting, but
more importantly, further encourage her to believe in pursuing
my quest to be the manager of an Asian World number one
sexfighter.
Sure she had said she wanted that the day before. But she had
just been kicked out by her husband, discovered she was
penniless thanks to one of my unbreakable prenup agreements
stolen from me by an ex-employee, and lost her job. Then I had
appeared with a job, accommodation hope of a future for her. It
was only natural she would say yes to anything then. But now it
was 12 hours later. She had had time to reconsider and see that
it had been a clinical victory against an enthusiastic but
inexperienced sexfighter and that her performance lacked that X
factor champions have. Still, how she had celebrated her victory
in her post-match victory fuck gave me hope that the old Mai
from ten years before was lurking just below the surface.
She had been world 28 then and at that time the next Big Thing.
As they say in the music charts she was rising with a bullet.
But factors to do with her husband caused her within a year to
become an easy beat on the local Australian circuit and then
drop out of sexfighting completely. My hope was somehow I could
rekindle her previous competitive drive and that she could make
it to the top bracket of ten women, from where anything could
happen. I had never managed a number one and although this was a
long shot I believed this was my only chance to do so. I had it
all planned and this morning I would nurture the seeds I had
planted and continue the slow build-up to convince her.
I opened the door and made sure I snibbed it as I needed time to
lay the groundwork to convince her she had a future in
sexfighting. I was greeted by a warm smile from my 43-year-old
new receptionist Mai. Surrounded by a soft shoulder-length perm
was a really beautiful face with perhaps tinges of subtle
plastic surgery. If so it was well done and hard to detect.
Maybe tattooed lip outliner, but none of that tattooed eyebrow I
detested. Looking more closely she was high cheek boned and the
nose although Asian was not flat and wide. Perfect. She was the
exact sort of middle-aged Asian beauty that aroused me.
She stood up behind the chest-high greeting counter. What The
Fuck.
"I sorry I was a bit late today but I had to get some new
clothes. You said you didn't want any Vietnamese customer to
look better than your receptionist. When I was kicked out I
didn't have anything good only the dress we bought that
yesterday. So with the credit card you gave me I stopped off
before work and bought this. Is it OK?"
She spread her arms to open the cream Bolero style jacket as she
stepped from behind the counter.
OK? My cock immediately said "Yes." No, to be truthful it said.
"Yes, fucking YEESSSS."
Her 5 ft 2 inch 85-pound body was perched on black 5-inch heels.
Despite being short she was proportioned like a supermodel.
Long-legged for her height, unlike most Asians whose legs are
short in proportion to their torso, and therefore she looked
taller than her height. Many Asians are bow-legged or have no
calf definition. Not so for Mai and her legs disappeared into a
12-inch cream skirt that looked like it was sprayed on in the
same way Nike sports running leggings appear to be. I don't know
what the material was but it allowed her black butterfly thong
to be seen in all its sheer detail.
Her top was a black semi-transparent chiffon blouse that clung
to her body like it was magnetised. Mai was 32A 21 30 and
because of her small waist, she looked fuller than a 32 and her
butt was toned and tight but still curved, not flat. The blouse
material displayed the shape of each mandarin sized tit, the
extent of each areola and the size and shape of her thick
nipples. Although not as long as Ruth's which were naturally
long and then lengthened with nipple filler, Mai's were thicker
although stubbier.
I picked my jaw off the floor and nodded my approval.
"Greg, can we talk," she said, so we went into the office and
she sat down. That was no better for me as the skirt rode up
displaying her butterfly thong.
She started. "After last night I don't know how to say this
properly. It's about becoming involved in sexfighting again."
Her voice trailed off.
Here it comes I thought. I braced myself for the thanks but no
thanks. Well, at least I had a hot new receptionist who might
bring in business. Let's get it over with I thought.
She took a deep breath and in a faltering voice continued, "I
know you said last night you would. Please don't get angry."
Tears come to her eyes. It came in with a rush. "Because my
husband didn't support me I lost faith. Last night you were
there seeing me win as you played with your cock. If you weren't
there it would be like before and I would have lost. Don't give
me false promises and build up my hope. Do you want to watch my
sexfights?."
God, she wanted to fight. I wasn't lying when I said, "Mai, I
will be watching every single fight till you are number one,
including the unofficial money bets that will enable you to
challenge to be on the Australian rankings, and then the
overseas fights when you are qualified to challenge
internationally. And of course even though we can't with the
local money bets after we reach the Australian rankings we will
insist on victory rights and I want to be involved so they know
how proud I am of you."
Her tears were flowing like water as she mumbled, "I wan
wan...want to...to believe...but."
I put her hand on my groin. "Feel that. It says I am telling the
truth."
In a second the 43-year-old was kneeling in front of me,
unzipping and dropping my trousers and licking and sucking the
rock hard cock meat in her hand. I gently disentangled my cock
from her grip, stood her up, slowly stripped her, then bent her
over placing her with her forearms resting on the desk. I knelt
behind her and spread her legs wider. Her pucker hole was
stretched and her love box hung down open and already
glistening. I licked both entrances hearing her moan and feeling
her body quiver as she pushed back.
I placed my cock against her wet slit and slowly guided the head
into her. It was all I had to do as Mai pushed back forcing half
the shaft into herself. She was so wet I was able to slide the
remainder into her in one slow steady push as her groaning
increased in volume. I placed my hands on hips. Most people
would have gone hell for leather and fucked like a rabbit, but I
slowly, deliberately screwed her, matching my timing to her
backward pushes and deep long grunts. I was in this for the long
run, not a super one-off fuck. Just like the day before she
oozed a desperate need for being wanted.
I took one of her hands from the table and placed it on her clit
and she started slowly frigging herself and stroking my juice
covered rod. My hand moved to her nipples alternating between
them, keeping them rock hard. All the time I gave her what she
wanted to hear. As I fucked her desperate responsive body I
talked of how I wanted, no needed to see her sexfight, how lucky
I was she wanted me to be part of the victory rites, how proud I
was of her as a woman, how I would demand her to compete in the
Vietnamese nude beauty contests. Her moans were long and almost
animal-like and then I asked, "Do you believe me?"
She screamed "YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" and spasmed
uncontrollably as she came.
Then I fucked her like a rabbit, taking her anally as well
before adding my load to the 4 cums of hers that filled her
cunt. Again playing the long game instead of finishing up I held
and caressed her before we lowered our entwined bodies to the
carpet. I was still comforting and caressing her as she moaned
and pressed against my hands. Finally, her groans turned into
semi-intelligible speech.
"Why did my husband not feel this way?."
"Because he didn't appreciate what he had. He probably regrets
it now."
She shook her head. "No, No. No. He hated me gaining confidence
from sexfighting. He didn't want to fuck like we did. He wanted
to make me feel used and no good at fucking. Why, Why Why?."
She sobbed and continued, "Why, Why, Why didn't I have you then
as my husband? Having you with me when I fight is what I need.
Imagine if I had been able to say to my opponent that my husband
is going to fuck me while I fuck you after you lose. Your meat
big and so strong inside me, filling me with your cum as I fuck
her with a strapon. I could have been a contender, could have
been number one."
"You would have wanted that," I queried?
"Oh yes, so much. But I can't now because I'm old and men want
young wives, and I'm married and it takes so long to get
divorced."
"Not me," I replied. "We can work together and will pick young
opponents mostly so they see how proud of you I am, and we could
have our unique ceremony so we know inside and feel we are
husband and wife."
I pretended to think. "We can change your name by deed poll to
Mai Jones, then get you a new passport so we travel and book in
as Mr and Mrs Jones."
"Oh yes. YEEEESSSSSS. We must do that. You want us to be husband
and wife so everyone knows. You want everyone to see you are
proud I am your sexfighter. You want to be involved in
everything. Fuck my shit ex-husband. This is how it should be.
You plan it all. Pick best one for me to sexfight and then watch
me and then we do the victory rites together."
She was already playing with her clit and when I said, "Every
single competition contest and practice fight here and overseas.
That is how we will do it as husband and wife." The last few
words were drowned out by her prolonged shriek as she came,
slumping again to the floor with cum juice pooling in her hand.
And to think I had gone there that morning hoping to slowly
start the process that would convince her to sexfight. I was too
spent to fuck her so I cradled and caressed her for a while
before she went to shower and get dressed again. She returned,
showered, face made up and dressed as she had been when I had
entered. I pressed the button on the HP Laserjet and it slowly
spat out three pages. I handed the first two to her and she
read, then hugged me holding the name change deed poll and
passport application in one hand.
"We will need those," but this is one is more important. Read
it."
She read the words out loud.
On this day _______, in front of Ruth Andrews who I have beaten
in all of the official 69 World Asian sexfighting contests and
then helped by my husband have taken my full victory rites over
her. After which my husband Greg Jones filled my cunt, my arse
and my throat with his cum and I hand jobbed him to bukkake his
cum over my face and tits.
These actions were formalised by Ruth Andrews swallowing my piss
and tonguing my arse before I fucked her with a strap on as she
removed and then replaced the wedding ring on my finger. This
finalized my marriage ceremony which began on 20 Nov 2019: the
day after the first sexfight of my second sexfighting calling,
the first day of my new work career and the day Greg Jones
placed the ring on my wedding finger.
This ceremony makes me Mai Jones, wife, soulmate, woman and
lover of Greg Jones
Date: 20/11/2019
Signed:
Mai Jones ________
Witnessed
Greg Jones ___________
Date: _____________
Signed:
Mai Jones ________
Witnessed
Greg Jones ___________
Ruth Andrews _____________
She looked up tears in her eyes. "It's beautiful," she
whispered. "I was scared you had feelings for the Indian bitch.
But this is perfect. Can I see it on the computer?."
She attacked the keyboard and this time I read the ejected page
as she tore up the first copy. It was the same except for the
additions below
This ceremony makes me Mai Jones, wife, SEXUAL POSSESSION AND
PROPERTY, soulmate, woman and lover, SEXFIGHTER AND
EXHIBITIONIST SLUT of Greg Jones.
I WILL ALWAYS LOOK AFTER MY HUSBAND GREG JONES AND TOGETHER WE
WILL DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING POSSIBLE SEXUALLY AS OFTEN AS WE
CAN
Just by chance, I had picked up my 6 monthly accounting fee from
a jeweller in Springvale. He, like a lot of my accounts, paid in
kind, not cash as we both, but especially me, avoided paying
tax. In his case it was jewellery bought cheap from the Sudanese
refugee gangs and not in his books. Similarly, most of the
property I owned was purchased by a Vietnamese businessman, then
resold to me at that price less the costs of services I had
provided or loans I had given him. Win-win. I got the building
cheap with no record of my loan or services available to the
Australian tax office, and they got a non-existing loss to
deduct from the yearly tax.
I was able to produce both a wedding and engagement ring from
this days payment and presented them to Mai.
Tears formed in her eyes as I shaved an emblem: a conjointed
capital VNY, into her pubic hair. Explaining the V represented
for vợ (wife), the N and Y for người yêu (lover). It was no
hurried job. After the initial sculpting, I used a warm cloth to
remove the shaving cream, oiled her skin and then retrimmed the
lettering. Three times left the letters standing crisp and proud
while the oiled skin was as smooth as a baby's bum.
All the time while I did this and then after I had entered her
doggy style so I could play with her nipples and drag her hand
to her clit so she could self stimulate I talked, I drew on my
stock formulas. Most marriages were like shooting stars:
fast-burning but short-lived as the sex so overpowering in the
early days became tedious and boring. Ours was like building a
brick wall where every brick makes the wall stronger and for us
because of emotional closeness every fuck made us need sex more,
so in 10 or 20 years we would be fucking more. Tears ran down
her cheeks as she pushed back against my cock and frigged
herself moaning over and over, "Only us are like that...always
need your cock and cum."
I had her repeat the cornerstones of our marriage: the constant
fucking because of closeness, the fact she aroused me so much I
would be fucking her every way possible, how her cumming longer,
stronger and more often was our aim, how I wanted to help her be
world number one Asian sexfighter, how I wanted her to be proud
she dressed the most slutty of any woman. Her voice was almost
unintelligible as she fucked, cried with pleasure and wailed
each point.
Finally, I took her missionary and placed the rings on her
finger telling her this made her my wife, before rolling her
into cowgirl where this time the ring placement signified lover.
Next, I slowly took her from behind as she lay on her side,
buried deep in her and barely moving while my fingers reached
around and played with her clit. This time the ring made her my
soulmate. Finally, doggy style anal signified she was my
sexfighter and last when I placed the rings on her finger as I
took her doggy style pounding her hanging pussy she accepted her
slut dressing.
With the rings on she and I signed the first part of the
document.
Approaching my BMW in the underground car park two hours later I
opened the door for her but instead of getting in Mai shimmed
her tight micro up to her waist, pulled the tiny G string down
and kicked it off, bent over and placed her hands on the car
seat.
"Fill me with your cum, my husband. Fuck your slut quick and
hard and cum in me. I need to be carrying my husband's cum. Fill
me."
It took 5 animalistic thrusts before my stream of hot juice
surged down her love channel and she writhed and came merely
from the thought and knowledge of what was happening.
She sat beside me humming happily and teasing her nipples
through the sheer chiffon looking down and watching them respond
as I tried to keep my eyes on the road and traffic. A hard job
by itself as my mind was already preoccupied thinking of Mai.
How could I be so lucky. A middle-aged Vietnamese which to me
was better than a young pouting Vietnamese princess who thought
only of me, me, ME. But not just a middle-aged Asian: a
sensationally attractive Vietnamese that had me punching well
above my weight given my looks and age. One who as well as being
very attractive possessed my three turnons. Yes, she had big
nipples. Yes, she had long hanging inner cunt lips, not rounded
thick lips and finally yes a prominent exposed clit.
Further, a woman who equated being needed with constantly being
fucked. One that craved to be Asian champion sexfighter and have
me watch her contests. One that wanted me to see her compete in
Vietnamese beauty contests. Perhaps the only thing missing was
BDSM, but who knew what she thought of this? How had this
happened? Why was I so lucky?
I felt her hand stroking my cock through my trousers while her
other hand played with her wedding ring and heard her purr, "My
husband, will you still love and be proud of your wife when she
is two kilos heavier? Will you still want to strip and fuck her?
Will you still want her to enter the Vietnamese nude beauty
contests? Will you still want her dress more slutty than other
women?"
I looked at her quizzically unable to understand.
"My silly husband, I will be heavier because I will always be
carrying two kilos of your cum in me. Just like now. Cum you
have shot in my pussy, throat or arse."
She stroked my cock his harder and faster and crooned, "So much
cum. My husband is special. He is not like a Vietnamese man who
cums quick and dribbles a little cum from his small cock. My
husband can shoot so much cum into his wife with each load from
his giant cock. The women I beat are going to be so jealous of
me when they see you put your monster in me and split me before
my husband floods his wife Mai with a massive delivery of thick
Aussie cum."
While it was good for the ego I knew the truth. Yes, I may be a
little bigger than the average Asian, but I was normal-sized.
Still, the important thing was Mai believed I was hung like a
horse. I smiled as we continued our journey.
"Oh my God," she suddenly shrieked causing me to nearly swerve
in front of a tram. "It's pouring out of me. So much of your cum
is leaking out. It's such a special feeling."
Her hand flew to her pussy and her fingers went to work. She
came noisily then massaged my extruded cum into her nipples
before sucking her fingers dry. She thrust them in her quim
again and this time pushed her wet fingers into my mouth.
"Just like I did, my husband, taste our cum all mixed together.
We must do this every time we fuck." A thought struck her and
she smiled. "I'll make the Indian bitch suck our cum from me
after I beat her and she has watched you use your monster on
me."
We arrived at Candelles Richmond, a Vietnamese wedding and
function room and entered the office.
"Đây là người vợ xinh đẹp của tôi (Here is my beautiful wife),"
I began and Mai's tightening grip nearly broke my hand. "Can she
enter the Autumn Beauty contest. It's on today I think."
This was a private, non-official event put on by the reception
centre. Although it was not official it was still highly
regarded and many top contestants attended both to size up
newcomers who may become rivals, and show they could still
perform at the more relaxed less formal rules that applied to
these events.
"Too late," he replied, "the final 9 have just been selected
from over 150 entrants ".
"Can I see the list?."
He handed it over and I handed it back along with $1000. "A pity
because Mai here would have challenged the ninth entrant in the
traditional Vietnamese way and you could have watched and judged
the winner in that room there."
He didn't hand back the money, but considered the list as though
in thought. He looked at Mai. He pulled out his mobile. "Tuan,
bring up Thuyet from the change rooms. It's urgent."
Thuyet, arrived, obviously pissed off. "Make it quick. I'm
losing time while the others are getting ready."
I looked at her. About 22 years old. Five-foot seven, and 120
pounds, with those pounds being arranged in a pleasantly rounded
package with generous breasts and a delightfully curved rear
end. Not your average looking Vietnamese body-wise, although I
could see how some would like her difference. Especially nude if
her cunt size matched the rest of her body. Her face, exquisite
makeup and long silky hair were pure Vietnamese and, despite the
fury spreading over it, was still ultra attractive. Well
muscled, shapely legs completed the picture. According to the
sheet I had read, she was a hairdresser. Ah, Vietnamese women:
either a doctor or a hairdresser.
Loc looked nervous, but then he felt the $1000 in his pocket.
Ten crisp new $100 bills. "Ahhh Thuyet he said. We have just had
a late entrant who by all rights must go into the event." He
nodded in Mai's direction before hurriedly spitting out the
speech I had prepared for him, giving Thuyet no time to
interject. "She understands your position and has offered to let
you see if you are better."
Thuyet looked towards Mai and sneered, "Of course I'm better.
Look." She rolled down the two-inch boob tube covering her 34B
tits. Her large breasts swayed free of the constriction of the
stretched 30-inch boob tube. Her nipples were large, grape-sized
almost black, surrounded by large brown areolae. She brushed her
fingers against them and they stood at attention like the guards
at Buckingham Palace. "Now let me get back and change and show
these beauties and this to the judges," she finished pointing at
the very large and prominent camel toe her Lycra stretch sports
leggings showed.
I coughed and she turned to me. "I think my wife Mai means a
contest in the er um traditional Vietnamese way. If you don't
want that with my wife then you can go back to work and sweep up
the hair clippings in the salon you work in."
We moved to the back room behind the office. Thuyet wasted no
time and with no bra, no panties she was nude very quickly. Mai
was slower as she had to remove her jacket, chiffon top, and
ease the extremely tight Micro mini down her hips and legs,
which took some time before stepping out of her butterfly thong.
While she did this the nude Thuyet had fingered herself and cum.
Illegal but it meant she was now better prepared for the
forthcoming sexfight. Like all Vietnamese under 30 years, she
was shaven and it emphasised the thick lips of her meaty mound
with its huge camel toe. Some lucky boy was putting his meat in
an A grade fuck tube.
Because of the time limit Loc although I suspected, being able
to watch as he was at such close quarters, he would have
preferred a long long contest, reluctantly called first to get 2
cums.
Thuyet split her legs slowly, then opening her turgid and moist
thick lips to display the pink nubbin of her clit pointing at
Mai. "Take a look at a real woman, grandma. You are going down
real quick. If I didn't have to get back quick I'd fuck you raw
after I win."
Mai used her fingers to spread her long hanging lips and exposed
her clit: it's head poking proudly out. She ran her fingers
through the joined letters shaved in her pubic hair and looked
at me proudly. Even at 3 metres, I could make out the joined
capital V standing for vợ (wife), the N and Y for người yêu
(lover). She slipped her finger into her pussy and worked it in
and out. She brought the finger to her tits and wiped her love
juice on her thick nipples. "Let's do it, you pretend slut." I
was still surprised at her tone as she had struck me as the
refined type up till this morning.
Mai had barely time to whisper "Thank you," to me before she and
Thuyet were locked into combat in their sexfight. They embraced
and sunk to the carpet. Thuyet used her strong legs to wrap them
around Mai's back, bringing her pelvis into contact with her
own. The two wrapped their arms tightly around each other and
brought their faces into lip-bruising contact. Their foreheads
were tight against each other.
Thuyet said between clenched teeth, "Is that the best you can
do? This will be so easy bitch."
Mai replied, "Give me some tongue, whore! Open your fucking
mouth!"
They pressed their lips together in a wet, slobbering kiss,
sticking their tongues out to jab, push, entwine and dominate
the other's linguistic organ. Their legs pressed harder
together, their cunts making naked contact. The kiss broke, and
they each grabbed the other's arse, fingers digging into the
naked flesh. Their tits separated as they concentrated on
bringing their pussies against each other seeking control. Their
juices started to trickle out, slowly staining the carpet. Their
breathing became ragged as they mashed their hips trying to
overwhelm the other's cunt by direct assault.
"I can feel you're puny twat on mine, bitch," Thuyet screamed.
"It's being eaten alive by mine."
"You'll be cumming out of your brains soon, you slut-whore!" Mai
hissed.
Suddenly Mai broke away. At first, Thuyet thought she had
overcome Mai and she was retreating and prepared to follow up
and pin her with her superior strength and draw the 2 cums from
her. But Mai was a step ahead of her. She had already closed her
slit and extended her hand. Her fingers reached and slid into
Thuyet's soaking cunt. Her fingers twisted inside, and Thuyet
screamed with anger and then soon arousal. Mai had one arm
around Thuyet's thigh. The hairdresser's legs were wide open as
she worked three fingers rapidly in the fleshy tube. She flicked
Thuyet's clit with her thumb and looked at me.
I have no shame. I already had my cock out and was steadily
beating my meat. Thuyet desperately tried to push Mai away, but
the shorter woman moved around quickly, maintaining her assault
on her pussy. I knew Thuyet was close as Mai continued her
digital rape. Thuyet moaned with increasing loudness as the
orgasm built.
"Oh, my GOD!" she yelled. She flung her body back, her neck
muscles and veins strained as she howled like a wolf as the
juices pouring out of her pussy, smeared on Mai's triumphant
hand. Her orgasm spasm ended and she found herself on her back
with Mai on top of her face, smothering her with her bare pussy
in a reverse matchbook. They were in a perfect 69. Mai licked at
her opponents quivering quim exposed and open in front of her
face. Thuyet's moans were muffled as she belatedly started to
tongue Mai's box.
Mai rolled them so Thuyet was on top. What was she doing I
thought. Giving up the control position. But she had timed it
perfectly. Thuyet was fighting cumming and too slow to react to
the change in position and Mai slid a finger into Thuyet's arse
that drove the hairdresser wild with arousal and Mai started
sucking at her thick-lipped cunt like a woman possessed.
Finally, the young woman's body started twitching and Mai pulled
her mouth off just in time to get a face full of Thuyet's cum
squirt, Looking directly at me Mai continued to grind her slit
on Thuyet's face until she also came violently, collapsing on
the floor next to her.
Mai had won but she pinned the prone Thuyet with her body weight
reached down and started to play with the beaten Vietnamese's
clit, making her defeated opponent jerk in response to her
fingering. As Thuyet moans increased in volume Mai's index
finger started pushing in and out of the beaten woman's puckered
arsehole.
Thuyet's third cum rushed through her twisting body and Mai
stood up.
"That last one was for free," she said to Thuyet. Turning to Loc
she continued in a matter of fact voice, "Where are the changing
rooms for the beauty contest?."
I knew I had a number one.
I